Thankyou for buying Dance Your Way to Psychic Sex.
Now. There was a time when skies were blue and grass was green and I had a snuggly thing called my smelling nightie, and I couldn't sleep without it wrapped around my nose, and sometimes it smelt of bacon, and... oh, sorry. Start again. There was a time when I had lovely plans to make danceyourway.co.uk all clever and fancy and get it to automagically tell you how many copies had been sold... but then my son got ill and my bones got tired and... whatever. I'm just not that clever, OK?
So please please please leave a comment below to tell the world that you have bought a book / some books. And then jump up and down and go on about how excited you are and how you can't wait and how you are running off now to tell all your friends to buy my book.
You can miss that last bit out if you want.
Feel free to be anonymous.
(NB if you are seeing this post via some kind of fancy rss wotsit, please ignore. This is for people who buy my book via DanceYourWay.co.uk, from 5th August onwards)
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